THE LAST DAY OF BEDA!?!?!?!
And I’m sick.
This freaking sucks.
And it’s not like I’m swine flu sick or anything
I just haven’t slept in a good 2 weeks and my body is starting to feel the stress of it
So I can’t really afford to write anything sentimental or funny or…anything.
And I feel really awful about it
But I must think of my health
I need some sleep or I’m going to go insane, and the last time I went insane I ended up having to change my name and move towns, and I’m just not in the mood for that this year.
I like my friends.
Or there was the time where I was convinced they were all werewolves.
It’s not my fault; the Ginger Snaps does things to me.
On a side note, if it comes down to you or me, I’m going to be the last one standing
I feel that it is only fair to tell everyone this.
I have already informed my sister, the one with the most to worry about.
So if you happen to turn into a werewolf and think, “hmm, who won’t fight back…WAIT! That chick from Minnesota, she’s like easy prey!”
You would be wrong, I actually (and in all reality) have a knife with a 10 inch blade that is sharpened and waiting for the revolution.
You may think you’re catching me off guard, but, and again, for future knowledge and in all fairness, I will be ready for you.
And I will not show mercy
I’m stronger than Brigitte.
I have more of a will to fight.
And I’m not stupid enough to mix blood with the lycanthrope in hopes that there is a cure. Wow. That was really…wow.
Moving off of the Ginger fixation…
I have had so much fun with blogging.
It’s a really great way to keep me happy and get ideas off my mind.
I think I will have to continue.
Less frequently of course.
I also think I will be taking an internet break for a little while.
After I get my vid to Teryn of course :)
Well, I just want to thank you all for this experience and leave you with something to laugh about:
• "Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority?
SARCASM--my anti-drug"
• "You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!"
• "You're a great friend but if the zombies chase after us, I'm so tripping you."
• "Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."
• "I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something SPARKLY" (Hitler and that shiny new gun. What can you do)
• "If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable"
• "Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft & becoming a lesbian" (It's funny how they put those two together)
• "Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap!
....You choose."
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