Sunday, October 11, 2009

Last Day Blues (or fatigue, whatever) (Day 30)

THE LAST DAY OF BEDA!?!?!?!

And I’m sick.
This freaking sucks.
And it’s not like I’m swine flu sick or anything
I just haven’t slept in a good 2 weeks and my body is starting to feel the stress of it
So I can’t really afford to write anything sentimental or funny or…anything.
And I feel really awful about it
But I must think of my health
I need some sleep or I’m going to go insane, and the last time I went insane I ended up having to change my name and move towns, and I’m just not in the mood for that this year.
I like my friends.
Or there was the time where I was convinced they were all werewolves.
It’s not my fault; the Ginger Snaps does things to me.

On a side note, if it comes down to you or me, I’m going to be the last one standing
I feel that it is only fair to tell everyone this.
I have already informed my sister, the one with the most to worry about.
So if you happen to turn into a werewolf and think, “hmm, who won’t fight back…WAIT! That chick from Minnesota, she’s like easy prey!”
You would be wrong, I actually (and in all reality) have a knife with a 10 inch blade that is sharpened and waiting for the revolution.
You may think you’re catching me off guard, but, and again, for future knowledge and in all fairness, I will be ready for you.
And I will not show mercy
I’m stronger than Brigitte.
I have more of a will to fight.
And I’m not stupid enough to mix blood with the lycanthrope in hopes that there is a cure. Wow. That was really…wow.

Moving off of the Ginger fixation…

I have had so much fun with blogging.
It’s a really great way to keep me happy and get ideas off my mind.
I think I will have to continue.
Less frequently of course.
I also think I will be taking an internet break for a little while.
After I get my vid to Teryn of course :)

Well, I just want to thank you all for this experience and leave you with something to laugh about:

• "Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority?
SARCASM--my anti-drug"
• "You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!"
• "You're a great friend but if the zombies chase after us, I'm so tripping you."
• "Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."
• "I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something SPARKLY" (Hitler and that shiny new gun. What can you do)
• "If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable"
• "Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft & becoming a lesbian" (It's funny how they put those two together)
• "Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is cheap!
....You choose."

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