What do you mean i'm supposed to post EVERYDAY? (Day 3)

You know what makes blogging hard? When the furry little monitor blockers, aka my cats, use their big, bushy tails to block out all of the important parts of my screen. Maybe if they sat in front of the part with the time, or the part just off to the side where you turn the computer off they wouldn’t be so bad, but NOOOOO. They sit directly in the middle of the screen, just because they know it makes me mad.
It’s a conspiracy. Worse than the moon landing but better than the JFK “assassination”. (Everyone KNOWS he went on to retirement in Arizona, duh)

You know what else makes blogging hard, forgetting to do it. Such as my scattery little brain did today.

I’m on the ning, reading other peoples blogs, talking, listening to music, enjoying the fresh aura that is the internet, when my friend calls.

I answer the phone and she starts asking me how you blog. I tell her everyone’s different; do what you want really when this question comes up.

“What did you write about today?”

“What do you mean? We didn’t have English today.”

“no, I mean online.”

Just then a light shined over my head.

“OH YEAH!, I forgot I had to write one of those today!”

How awful, I know. And this is after I had spent a good majority of my time trying to convince her to join BEDA. It’s really quite sad.

In all of the time when I wasn’t online today, other than school, I had done something of some importance. I found a new version of an old line. Now, I say, “it’s all fun and games until lighting hits the headstone.”

Now I know, I know, it’s not as good as, “it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt…then it’s hilarious.” Or “it’s all fun and games until someone laughs their ass off (sometimes they don’t grow back)” But mine is a secret inside joke between me and the Lifetime channel. Well, I guess the whole other six viewers might understand it too, but NO MORE! It is my special little inside joke and I like it that way.

Well, this is going to be a shorter blog, because I’m tired and don’t have much to say, but I PROMISE to make up for it this weekend, I have nothing to do but read, write, and make obscure observations, so BE PREPARED!


Oh, I almost forgot
I’m trying to do that acronym thing now.
Hmm….

Today I think I choose…CD_ROM :
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
And hang in there, by day 20, these blogs will have become funnier, I’m still workin out the stylez and skillz, of which I am still lacking.

BUT NEVER FEAR, Adequate-ATOR IS NEAR!
And he shall be here shortly, we just must have patients, flying is a nightmare now-a-days.