Sunday, October 11, 2009

This is going to be a shorter post. I have a spanish test tomorrow that I really need to start study…

This is going to be a shorter post.
I have a spanish test tomorrow that I really need to start studying for but haven't because i've been working on getting my collab part onto the computer.

It's always the hardest part for me.
I don't mind editing, or making the movie, but because my computer is stupid and the hardware on my Sony camera isn't much better it takes forever to get it onto the computer. And I lose a lot of quality in the process and it really irks me.

But i'm having my celabratory pineapple right now because I did finally get it on there. So i'm happy about that.

I feel like I want to make you all laugh because this is going to be a short post, but I can't really think of anything funny, so I shall ramble until something comes to me.

Fun sex ed. lady was back today! That is how I will make you laugh. Her stories are less funny without the hand gestures and whatnot, but you can imagine, I have faith in you.

2 more reasons why I love sex ed...
1. Today I got a Sour Apple dum dum sucker out of the experience
2. You can get out of almost 15 minutes of your next class if you tell the teacher you were talking to the Planned Parenthood representative, and you make it sound serious. In reality, however, you're just sitting around listening to stories about what happened when she went snowboarding.

Well, let me set the stage. We were talking about how you have to wait like 10 days for a pregnancy test to work.
Some of my classmates didn't know this and it was funny to see the surprise in their eyes, and to draw attention off of them our mentor chick told a story.

So one time she was in Duluth in a public bathroom (she wasn't on official business or anything) when she hears two girls in the stall next to her freaking out.
They were talking about how girl one had sex last night and how girl two thought her parents would kill her if she was pregnant, so they were taking a pregnancy test.
the next day.
instead of getting a morning after pill.
but that's not the point, the point is the sex ed chick was listening this, so she's debating in her head if she should say something or not. in the end, she decides she should, but not in the gentle caring way normal people would.
When they came out she leapt out of her stall scaring both the girls emencly while she proclaimed "Never fear, the pregnancy preventor is here!!!"
Do i know if her story is true, no
but do you think anyone in my class will ever forget that story, not likely.

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